Preemptively Striking Her “Shit Tests”

My best friend is a guy who is always saying the most brilliantly clever and funny lines. A while back he said something that stopped me dead in my tracks and I was paralyzed with LAUGHTER…

As I was talking to him, I said, “I was just wondering…” Before I could even ask my question, he interrupted me with, “Yeah, it’s huge.” Next thing I know I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t even remember the question.

It dawned on me that what he said would be great to use when speaking with a woman.

Women are always asking questions. Often they are interpreted as “shit tests”, which is something that a woman says/does where what she says is completely irrelevant, rather the way the man REACTS to it is important.

In light of this always happening when interacting with women, wouldn’t it be great if there was a way to charm her before she could even ask the question? If you made her giggle so much that she couldn’t even ask the question and keep a straight face? Can you imagine the attraction this would create if you had already passed her shit-test before she even asked it?

Women are often asking these CHALLENGING questions because they are ATTRACTED to the man. When they’re asking the man these questions, it’s often an attempt to throw themselves out of their aroused state by having you argue with them, say something lame, or being predictable and boring.

Take these examples:

Her: “I was just wondering…”

You: “Yeah, it’s huge.”

Typically these challenges from women can be questions like “how many women have you slept with?” or “how many women are you seeing right now?” Most guys might answer logically or in a predictable way, but women HATE that. They are asking you these questions to throw themselves OUT OF STATE.

Here’s another example:

Her: “Let me ask you something…”

You: “The answer is no, you’re not getting into my pants tonight.”

Women are dreaming of finding men who have confidence, humour, and unpredictability. You will have just conveyed that all in a few words if you do this with the right timing!

Give it a try. I’ve tested using this countless times since I was lucky enough to hear it, and it works amazingly!

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One Response to “Preemptively Striking Her “Shit Tests””

  1. Matt Savage Says:

    Haha, wow this is such a great cocky/funny line. I’ll have to remember this the next time a girl starts baraging me with questions. Solid!

    -Matt Savage

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